Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
written by The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via asdfghjkllove)
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
boy: "something i should have done a long time ago"