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croowley:

animateglee:

Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

[gay wizard laughter]

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I am figuring out which parts of my personality are mine 
and which ones I created to please you.
written by The Dust On This Poem Could Choke You/ Lora Mathis lora-mathis (via asdfghjkllove)

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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hiddencorporatemessages:

How i felt the entire time I watched HBO’s On The Run!

hiddencorporatemessages:

How i felt the entire time I watched HBO’s On The Run!

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

things straight ppl say in movies girl: "what are you doing? "
boy: "something i should have done a long time ago"